Posted 4 days ago

"Henderson?"

"It wasn’t Henderson."

"It was something like Henderson. Harrison? Harvey?"

"I don’t know who the fuck you’re talking about. The man that nicked that bottle was called Cregg."

"Cregg! That’s him, Cregg!"

"Mr. Cregg. Carpenter’s mate. Had a nose for sniffing out booze on a prize ship like a fucking bloodhound."

"Oh, Cregg. I remember walking in on him once, digging through a stash on a prize. He… He found this bottle of booze behind a baseboard. Now, he’s convinced that the prize captain’s been hiding his best liquor. So he pops the cork and takes this big swig in front of all of us…"

"…and it was piss."

"It was piss!"

Posted 4 days ago

make me choose
 fredslastjoke asked: mary or irene

Posted 4 days ago
tuulikki:

blindthoughts:

This is the gif portal to the dream world of your choice. 

No, this means a Black Rider is about to show up so you should get your hobbit ass off the road.

tuulikki:

blindthoughts:


This is the gif portal to the dream world of your choice. 

No, this means a Black Rider is about to show up so you should get your hobbit ass off the road.

(Source: whisper-the-trees)

Posted 4 days ago

So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

Posted 4 days ago

unmarvel:

unmarvel:

when he leans close and whispers to your ear  (◡‿◡✿)

"hail hydra"  (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

Posted 4 days ago

(Source: liza-k)

Posted 4 days ago

I just don’t want Jack Gleeson to leave! He’s my favorite person, one of my favorite people in the whole cast. I can’t even believe he’s leaving. It upsets me too much. Maybe I’ll never see him again! No, I will see him again, of course. Jack Attack. I’ll see him. I’ll invite him to a concert. How can he refuse? His onscreen girlfriend? He has to! [Laughs.] -Sophie Turner [x]

(Source: daeneryus)

Posted 4 days ago

dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

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Posted 4 days ago
trolliweirdlyawesome:

Bad Fall Fashions. 

trolliweirdlyawesome:



Bad Fall Fashions. 

Posted 4 days ago

uncategorizedramblings:

Captain Flint, blood-splattered as often as not, which in no way cools my obsession with him.

Obsessions make allowances for these little … quirks.